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Any Face on Toast or Your Bread Back

Send me a picture of any face and I will make a toaster that will toast that face on every slice. A perfect gift for the Kids, Doting Moms, Handsome Dads, Silly Friends, Retiring Bosses, White Elephant Parties, just about any Wedding Party, and those Narcissists We All Know. Oh, and Anyone Else with Everything.

All orders by noon Sunday 3/16 will be created and shipped before I head to Florida to sell pizzas and tie dyes at Widespread Panic and Billy Strings. All orders after that will be fulfilled after April 7th when I get home to Vermont.