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About Burnt Impressions
Burnt Impressions, a Vermont-based company, gained fame for its novelty toasters that imprint images onto toast, starting with the "Jesus Toaster" and evolving to include selfie toasters and other custom designs. Here's a more detailed look at Burnt Impressions and its history: Founder and Origin: Galen Dively founded Burnt Impressions, a company that specializes in custom toasters that imprint images onto toast. Early Ideas: Dively's inspiration came from seeing a Hello Kitty toaster and his previous experience in t-shirt printing and running a cyber cafe. "Jesus Toaster" Popularity: The "Jesus Toaster," which imprints the image of Jesus onto toast, became a viral sensation, leading to high demand and media attention. Selfie Toaster: Burnt Impressions later developed the "Selfie Toaster," allowing customers to imprint their own faces (or those of others) onto toast. Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation: The company later became known as the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation. Current Status: Burnt Impressions continues to operate, offering customized toasters while figuring out how to buy more toasters from China.
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