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Any Face on Toast
Or Your Bread Back

The person who has everything definitely doesn't have their face on toast.

Get Their Face on Toast

Can Your Kitchen Get Any Kitschier?

Send me a picture of any face and I will make a toaster toast that face on every slice. ~Galen

The perfect gift for the Kids, Doting Moms, Handsome Dads, Silly Friends, Retiring Bosses, White Elephant Parties, just about any Wedding Party, and those Narcissists We All Know.

Oh, and Anyone Else with Everything except their face on toast.

Perfect for Anyone with an Ego.

It's Been a Long Strange Trip...

And we're still smiling making toast art.

The Selfie Toaster™ ($99.95)

Any Face on Toast Or Your Bread Back!

The Jesus Toaster™ ($49.95)

Quite Possibly the Coolest Christmas and White Elephant Gift Ever.

Extra FacePlates™

Already have the toaster? Keep the fun going. $25 for a custom pair, or $10 for stock designs.

Swag Toasters™

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The Breakfast Club

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