NEW BATCH COMING MAY 2026

One Toaster.
Infinite Impressions.

Our toasters create memories that last longer than breakfast.

Join the Pre-Order

The Workshop is Open.

After seven years navigating divorce, cancer, and a pandemic, custom toast art and the toasters with interchangeable plates are officially back.

"Your support doesn't just buy a toaster; it funds the return of custom art to the breakfast table."
— Galen P. Dively III

Fueling the Comeback

Restarting a global phenomenon from a Vermont farmhouse takes fuel. Instead of taking on corporate investors, we launched a Pre-Order for our toasters. This keeps us independent and ensures things are done right. Your pre-order directly funds:

  • Digital Marketing: Helping us get the word back out to the world and rebuild our audience.
  • Workshop Operations: Covering the necessary overhead to fire up the machines and restart production.
  • Raw Materials: Securing bulk stainless steel and other supplies ahead of the May 2026 delivery.

Secure Your Toasters

Expected Shipping: June 2026

The Selfie Toaster™

Upload your photo and get a custom FacePlate™ made in Vermont. Includes toaster.

The Jesus Toaster™

The original viral sensation. Pre-loaded to burn a daily miracle into your morning bread.

Extra FacePlates™

Already getting a toaster? Stock up on extra custom inserts for dogs, logos, or inside jokes.

Swag Toasters™

Put your company logo on toast. The ultimate corporate gift or promotional item for your business.
ANY FACE ON TOAST OR YOUR BREAD BACK